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The Two Towers, by A Total Non-Reader

Oh, Legolas! Pretty Elf! *chases*
Eh, grimy Frodo looks slightly more manly in this one.
*is happy because Two Towers shows lots of pretty elf*
Smeagol cute! *wants a pet Smeagol*
Fantasy dwarves are always funny.
Pretty elf in hand to hand combat! *chases*
Yay, Rivendell!
War! Fight! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
*gasp* Pretty elf has scimitars! Are those scimitars? Ooooh! Two weapon style! *faints*
Bah. Aragorn is filthy.
Oh! Oh! Pretty elf skateboards down stairs using orc shield firing arrows! *dies*
Ents are cool.
Pretty elf! *chases*


Jan. 18th, 2003 01:51 am (UTC)
Yous just sulky cos there aren't any anthromorphic chicks to look at here. ;)

1) I seen Legolas sans ears and long hair, he's not cute anymore. *pout* But he is cute in the films, so I am worshipping the Legolas of films.

2) Have been watching all LOTR movies trying very hard not to classify characters using D&D specs, but the dwarf jokes bring back lots of interesting memories. And "Shall I describe the entire battle or should I get you a box" was the best bloody line in the movie. :)

Also loved the fallen orc count game.

3) Ents made me laugh. Would believe I'd get on very well with ents. We seem to share the same views of nature.

4) HEY! I LOVED the shield-boarding and the leaping on horse bit! And I think it proved muchly just how light and spry elves are.

5) Yeah, he looks yummier clean, as opposed to Frodo, who really does look like a child.

6) Elrond always was a bit loofty even in Movie 1. And my thoughts exactly about the elf-army shield. They do seem to be there for the slaughtering. Ah, raining arrows!

7) Smeagol is cute. He has mental problems. He'd make an excellent familiar. :oP

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