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The Two Towers, by A Total Non-Reader

Oh, Legolas! Pretty Elf! *chases*
Eh, grimy Frodo looks slightly more manly in this one.
*is happy because Two Towers shows lots of pretty elf*
Smeagol cute! *wants a pet Smeagol*
Fantasy dwarves are always funny.
Pretty elf in hand to hand combat! *chases*
Yay, Rivendell!
War! Fight! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
*gasp* Pretty elf has scimitars! Are those scimitars? Ooooh! Two weapon style! *faints*
Bah. Aragorn is filthy.
Oh! Oh! Pretty elf skateboards down stairs using orc shield firing arrows! *dies*
Ents are cool.
Pretty elf! *chases*

Comments

scanner_darkly
Jan. 17th, 2003 12:51 am (UTC)
Wow.
That's simply the best Two Towers synopsis I've read! :)

-sml
vampyrichamster
Jan. 18th, 2003 01:54 am (UTC)
Re: Wow.
Thank you. *bows*
Really did love Two Towers, if for no other reason than extra pretty elfness.

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