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I Warn Her and I Warn Her...

...that this LOTR and boy-love fancying would bring her no good, but does she listen to me?

mokie: "Summary: Kousa is staying after school to help Nagai Sensei with some data entry. One thing leads to another, and data isn't the only thing being entered."
* mokie falls off cliff and dies *
* mokie gets x's for eyes! *
* mokie spots LOTR doujinshi and GOUGES OUT EYES *

Bot | Hamster: It's self-explanatory, I tell you.

* hamster points and MOCKS *
* mokie STAGGERS INTO HAMSTER AND DRAGS OVER CLIFF *
hamster: See, most people would run away from LOTR doujin, not check it out.
mokie: I DID RUN.
* hamster is currently over cliff and displeased *
mokie: I RAN FAR. OVER A CLIFF. AND DIED!
mokie: X.X
* hamster collects the squishy broken bits of Mokie and attempts to glue back together *
mokie: >.o
hamster: There are wrongnesses in this world. Truely.
mokie: >.<
hamster: I told you fancying hairy feet would bring you no good.

Bot | Hamster: And then it continues!

* hamster looks at LOTR doujin cover and guffaws, with guffawing *
* hamster chortles the litany of chortling *

Bot | Hamster: And it never ends!

* mokie throws Hamster back over cliff *
hamster: Hey, that glue ain't dry!
* mokie feels doujinshi cover rise behind her back, screams, and runs into dark forest, chased by evil fanfictions *
mokie: GETITOFFGETITOFF!
* hamster mutters and floats around on a storm cloud *
* mokie beats doujinshi to death with the last fragments of Blood (which was not worth the viewing) *
* hamster, due to being thrown off a cliff twice, watches as one's best friend is mortifyingly tickle-glomped by a Strider who looks like that Captain of the 8th Shinigami Squad *
* mokie runs to tub and has Crying Game moment *

Comments

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mokie
Aug. 29th, 2007 09:09 am (UTC)
I do not do the LOTR fan fiction. I do not combine the LOTR and the yaoi. Oh, sure, I joke around about the occasional too-close hobbit moment in the movies, but really, when it comes to my books, I'm a bit of a purist.

AND THAT COVER WAS JUST WRONG.
vampyrichamster
Aug. 29th, 2007 09:12 am (UTC)
I know you're a bit of a purist, petal. Though sometimes, I wonder a wee bit. That cover made me guffaw, as we well know. ;)
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