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And Then It Hit Me.

As I recorded myself reading The Bomoh, I realized that when I am a horrible and famous author, I could sneak my way into readings electronically this way. It is an appropriate medium for my work. I'm terrified of people, and even worse at public performances. I figure that my being at a convention and trying to mingle would just embarrass people. On the other hand, electronic pieces of me don't need airplane tickets. I have less chances of being around people for lengths that would cause me to make them uncomfortable (well, in a way that's unrelated to my writing, anyway). So in an ideal world, I could be a disembodied voice.

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vampyrichamster
May. 12th, 2006 04:45 am (UTC)
But I've only been in Oz fer two yeeeears! *WEEPZ*
The last darn thing I wanted to sound like was Australian! ;P

I could video conference me into a convention, and probably pose for half an hour. I could make me some animated hamsters to go with my narration. Or I could go Shirt Guy Dom and do stickmen, but hamsters are just beanbags with ears anyway. ;)

And it is true. All the chickens I've eaten, including ones I knew alive, have been girls.

(Out of curiosity, was my reading easily heard? Still not sure what the recording quality would come out like on other people's PCs.)
countlibras
May. 12th, 2006 12:32 pm (UTC)
Maybe roosters aren't as yummy. Or maybe they are kept strictly for mating purposes. Or maybe chickens are naturally predisposed to laying more girl eggs than boy eggs.

I never really thought about it.

I had to put my speakers (which are just built in ones) on the highest volume, but I could hear you fine.

It was a few words like "weird" that made me think Australian. Definitely not an American accent. The rest of your speech was without any strong accents.
vampyrichamster
May. 12th, 2006 03:10 pm (UTC)
Thanks for that. I wondered if all that file conversion messed up the volumes.

It probably is a mix of laying more girl eggs than boys, but also that hens are probably more favoured by breeders because they produce eggs and can be meat. I guess we won't ever know if the chicken breast in the supermarket was a boy or a girl.

I like using "weird". I never thought about it in a cultural context, but if you asked me before this, I would've said "weird" was an Americanism. This is definitely turning out interesting. Thanks again!
countlibras
May. 12th, 2006 03:51 pm (UTC)
Oh, I didn't mean the usage of 'weird'. (yeah, that's very American) It was your pronounciation of the vowels and the 'r' sound that sounded Aussie to me. :)
vampyrichamster
May. 12th, 2006 04:03 pm (UTC)
Oh! :)