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The Weather in Hell Today

My scope for the day, read Hamster-style:

1. I feel goth.
2. I feel maligned and goth.
3. I feel misunderstood, maligned and goth. Then I realize that it is all my fault.
4. I hate myself intensely.
5. I wake up and talk to mokie.
6. I randomly mention that I haven't finished coding yet. I want to pull out my hair. I have 5 sets of TOEIC to do and a lot of writing put on hold.
7. mokie then tells vampyrichamster to write, of course.
8. I work on something bound to fail, say, Dirty Bomb.
9. I give it to mokie.
10. mokie says, "No, it's still not quite right."
11. vampyrichamster cries.

Mokie: *wonders how much tea Hamster has had...*

And this is why mokie doesn't trust me with a tarot deck if I could pull any card out, even the ones that are always only doom for me.


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Mar. 31st, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
What is the weather in hell today?
"First card, the Sun. Clearly, someone is going to make me go outside and do things, and I shall be miserable and have to interact with people, and maybe even get a sunburn, or heatstroke. Clearly this is a card of ill omens!"

THAT is why I don't trust you with a tarot deck...
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
Re: What is the weather in hell today?
And this is why I absolutely adore you, you know that. ;P

You also forgot the part where I singe into a pile of ashes. Except the Moon is worse.
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
Re: What is the weather in hell today?
I shall make you a tarot deck that is nothing but positive cards, right down to the the Ace of Bliss, ye carde that cannot be reversed and which cannot be read in anything but a positive light.

And then I shall watch you spontaneously implode with the effort to weather in hell it.
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
Re: What is the weather in hell today?
Really, all you'd ever have to do is make me a tarot deck that is completely bedecked in hamsters. But then I might try to covet it and never use it lest I scratch something.
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
Re: What is the weather in hell today?
No worries, it'd come with prenibbled edges!
Mar. 31st, 2006 06:38 pm (UTC)
Re: What is the weather in hell today?
*starts measuring out plastic covers*
Mar. 31st, 2006 08:44 pm (UTC)
Misunderstood, maligned and goth? Oh my!

I've always wondered how I'd have turned out as a person if I had embraced the goth culture.
Apr. 1st, 2006 08:30 am (UTC)
My friends accuse me of goth-dom quite often. ;) It's hard being a psychotic writer!
Apr. 1st, 2006 09:26 am (UTC)
Might have something to do with a certain someone that worked the slushpile at goffic.net ;o)
Apr. 1st, 2006 09:28 am (UTC)
That certainly didn't help uphold my...um...bright and chirpy...reputation...
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