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Mice! Mice Plagues and Mayhem!

Woohoo! Mice plagues and mayhem!

Does no one know the dangers of hamster dehydration and exhaustion due to repetitive and obsessive wheel use? Eek! I mean, yeah, it's cool from a geek angle too...

And now, the obligatory conversation where Cabbit and Hampy put the two together.

Cabbit: "Skippy does from 2-3 mph at normal speed, and slightly faster when DanF's cats are leering at him through the cage walls." *snarls*

Hampy: *snarls and snaps*

Cabbit: *wonders how to get electricity from the locusts* *plots to feed the mice on Locusts and see how that works out*

Hampy: Yes. Mice eat locusts, don't they? Fed on locusts, they may have enough nutrition to take over the country!

Cabbit: Or solve the worlds energy crisis...

Hampy: To solve the world's energy crisis, you need people to start volunteering for wheel running.

Cabbit: But people don't like Locusts... Except John the Baptist who supposedly lived for many years in the wilderness eating locusts and wild honey.

Hampy: So we should pimp locust-power at Christianly fanatics? Hey, that'd bite in the States.

Cabbit: Especially well in the states where they don't know that "Locust" is a type of wild fig as well as an insect :-)

Hampy: I didn't know it was a type of wild fig as well as an icky, icky insect I wished got eaten by wild rodents more often.

Cabbit: Heh, if one was to start eating insects then wouldn't it make more sense to eat bees with your wild honey? I mean, they're going to be mad and stinging _anyway_ when you steal their winter supplies...

Hampy: Troo. And you can eat both bees and locusts. The Chinese and Thais proved that with great prejudice.

Cabbit: Bees do, however, have a somewhat stingy taste...

Hampy: Actually, I don't think they have much of a taste. Boiled into tea, they are said to be excellent sore throat cures. And...speaking of which, I do seem to have a proliferation of bees in my garden. Hrrrrrrrm. I could say they just flew from the forest reserve next door...

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(Anonymous)
Sep. 25th, 2004 09:39 am (UTC)
Birthday
Hello
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