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Just had a rather interesting conversation with mokie about why it is hamsters should not rule the world. Observe:

mokie: ;P

vampyric hamster: oh yes, mock me and my rattieness! one day, all the world will be on their knees worshipping the cuteness of hamsters!

mokie: And then the rats will eat the hamsters!

vampyric hamster: hmmm. that might be troo. i did not think of that. what's more, rats also want a stake in world domination. *ponders*

mokie: Whereas hamsters tend to want to sleep in a bit...

vampyric hamster: yes, because we're hamsters. we're not rats. we enjoy our food, and life, and chewing things just to make sure it isn't food.

mokie: Hamsters aren't well-suited to world domination....

vampyric hamster: but we're cute, and so unbelievably cute, we could rule the world if we wanted to! er, that is, if we can get off our cushioned behinds long enough to bother...

mokie: No they couldn't. Someone would pat them on the heads, say that's cute, and send them along with a little snack.

vampyric hamster: dratness! they would think we're cute and feed us, wouldn't they? *thinks* but wouldn't that sort of make humans our slaves anyway? how is that bad?

mokie: You have to argue with dogs and cats over who's really running things?

vampyric hamster: ah, but dogs and cats have to try to be cute before they're petted. but hamsters are always cute, therefore there is no resisting us....

mokie: But there's the "eek! rodent!" phobia so many have...

vampyric hamster: hamsters circumvent the phobia by lacking tails. human women usually freak out at the sight of rat tails, not the rats themselves.

mokie: Nah, small furry things...Lots of folks walked in here and freaked at ferrets, cos they're small and furry.

vampyric hamster: so hamster should not rule the world, but be content to influence people with cuteness and fuzziness for her own evil ends?

mokie: Exactly. settle for evil masterminding, rather than overlording. Too much work.

This all started because mokie sent me to the Coraline website (which has rather nice Flash things by the way), and I became immediately enamored of the many scary rats and mice there. That might not have been very good grammar.

Comments

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desertwolf
Sep. 28th, 2002 10:54 pm (UTC)
*reminds Hamster that world domination is better off left to laboratory mice like Pinky and the Brain*

Oooh, look, a cute cat!
vampyrichamster
Sep. 29th, 2002 11:00 am (UTC)
*sigh*
*flops and waits to be petted*

Btw, that cat is most intriguing and cute. I will have to read up on how to make something like that. It's just cool. Thanks for sending me there!
desertwolf
Sep. 29th, 2002 11:51 pm (UTC)
Re: *sigh*
*picks her up, tickles her tummy and kisses her on the head*

You're just too cute. :o)

*sets her in front of the TV so she can watch Hamtaro*

*goes back to plans to take over the town*

I like to think small. ;o)
vampyrichamster
Sep. 30th, 2002 12:28 pm (UTC)
Re: *sigh*
Heee! *rolls over and plays dead*
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