?

Log in

Previous Entry | Next Entry

Jun. 29th, 2014

Ah, Masseuse Cat. By day, he is a fearsome predator and guard cat, killer of vermin, eater of bugs. At night, I am to be scolded to sit still so he can knead up my arms with all four feet while climbing backwards then stick his bum in my face. And then we repeat that for each arm, until he is convinced I am suitably macerated, based on his vast knowledge of Traditional Cat Medicine. Interestingly, if I have a sick belly, Masseuse Cat will make sure my stomach is carefully kneaded of its ills. It may seem counterintuitive at first, but Masseuse Cat knows best.

Meanwhile, Sif rolls luxuriously into old age, being quite happy with four meals and a nap. And belly rubs. And chin rests. And treats. And love. More love. All the love.

I plot many things I do not quite get to. I think I have frozen enough berries to last us a year. But most days I lack the energy to cook, much less make mythical cherry pies. Trying to keep us in home cooked meals is going to take rather more effort than I'm putting into this right now.

I am hoping to make a pie this week. Or brownies. I have a diabolical plan of garnishing the brownies with a small amount of shaved hard cheese and sugar. I can attest to the fact cream cheese tastes awesome in brownies. So, salted caramel cheese topping isn't that far fetched. When I do make this thing, and if it turns out good, I should bring some to the cheese guy at the farmer's market. His cheeses are magical, he chats much about cheese pairings and won't stop feeding people samples. Someday, he intends to bring out his bottle of chocolate syrup to prove that cheese really does go well with fudge sauce. Don't hate the chocolate-cheese. I convinced Seth sliced pears and cheese go well together by making a pear and cheese sandwich for dinner once. I wonder where the really bored Chinese dude who sells pears at the farmer's market went to? He's the most bored pear seller ever, but if you ignore that, the pears themselves are amazing.

You know those organic cherries in fancy bags you get from the greengrocer's? The stone fruit guy makes cherries that, pound for pound, make any cherry organic or otherwise look like green peas. Seriously humongous cherries. I could not pass those cherries and not buy them. They're twice the size of the average cherry and I swear they're just normal Rainiers and Bings. Also, he sells very nice peaches and apricots, and plums close to summer. I'm not a big fan of plums (well, in puddings and meat sauce maybe), but I do really like cooking with peaches and apricots. A long time ago, my friend desertwolf coined me up to stir frying peaches with chicken. Garlic, peaches and chicken really work. Actually, I can't think of any meat at this point that tastes bad with peaches.

Someday, I will buy a whole duck from the local organic market. Those darn things mock me from the chiller case behind the butcher every time I visit. Also, store-made bottarga. They sell duck fat by the tub. It is utter deliciousness. I bought a tub to make pie with, but I actually haven't made pie crust with it yet because I get distracted and use it in other foods. Hopefully, I make the pie before I go buy another tub. This could be a challenge.

Also, dulce de leche is caramel sauce in a can. I consider this a form of genius. Instead of butterscotch nibs, I can mix it into chocolate chip cookies, replace the sugar and satisfy my poor husband's love of caramels (they're too sweet for pure burned sugar!) all at the same time.

Did you know it is remarkably easy to write ramblings about food? It is.

Now, I must go sit on a couch and become limp, because Masseuse Cat is bored and if he gets any more bored, he'll knock things off shelves.

Comments

( 7 comments — Leave a comment )
countlibras
Jun. 30th, 2014 06:53 pm (UTC)
I haven't been cooking as much as I want to either. Desserts lately have been fresh berries with creme fraiche, cinnamon, and brown sugar. Breakfast has been a lot of cottage cheese with fresh figs.

I don't know what dinner is tonight. I usually cook on Sundays but I was busy playing with my nephews (they're in town this week).
vampyrichamster
Jul. 1st, 2014 05:35 am (UTC)
All those sound magnificently awesome. I wished I had figs. There were nice figs at the farmers market, but I already bought lots of other heavy things (and Seth doesn't do figs).

I often have yoghurt and berries for breakfast, sometimes with granola if I've made some. I have essentially frozen enough strawberries, blueberries and cherries for the rest of the year!

Not sure what I'll cook tonight either. Working late, probably going to stop at 11PM, earliest. Bah, humbug.
ladyeuthanasia
Jun. 30th, 2014 09:46 pm (UTC)

I super heart caramels. And cats, masseuse or no.

This is the perfect post.

:D
vampyrichamster
Jul. 1st, 2014 05:35 am (UTC)
Hee!
resonant
Jul. 1st, 2014 03:23 am (UTC)
An update! With both cats and food!

*rushes to make tea*
resonant
Jul. 15th, 2014 04:34 am (UTC)
More food posts, please!!!!

*drools*
resonant
Feb. 22nd, 2015 03:30 pm (UTC)
We neeed more food posts!!! Pleeeeze!
( 7 comments — Leave a comment )