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We Protest Killing Dragons.

By way of comic strip!

Though I would be forced to explain to children that one puny knight cannot possibly defeat a dragon. Not with a sword. He'd get chomped like a gingerbread man.

You'd need a party of about 20 people to kill a dragon. Even then, there's no guarantee it'll work. They'd have to be 20 awesome people, and at least a few would have to be able to cast magic.

Preferably, you'd want to slay a dragon with an army.

And the dragon should eat about half of this army, step on the other half, and possibly just toast any remainders.

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countlibras
May. 14th, 2008 06:04 pm (UTC)
and now I'm wondering about the biology of a dragon that can spit fire...
vampyrichamster
May. 15th, 2008 02:40 am (UTC)
There's flint and tinder in its jaws, and it produces alcohol in its belly? No wonder it never gets off its treasure pile!
chollythepinker
May. 19th, 2008 07:51 am (UTC)
So says the fat-a## dragon that tried to fall on me!
*running and hiding*
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