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Every Little Girl Wants a Giant Hamster.

I have realized that Tonari no Totoro (My Neighbour Totoro) appeals to every little girl's secret dream to own a giant hamster. Other little girls may want giant ponies. I want a giant hamster. Totoro is a giant hamster! A hyooooooge, faaaaaat, furrrrrrrrry one! And you can hug him and sleep on his big, fat, furrrrrrry belly, and he can dance, and he eats nuts, and perches on the branches of camphor trees. Ancient hyoooooooooooooge camphor trees.

mokie simplifies this to "Hamsterporn".

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atomicduck
Oct. 5th, 2005 08:23 pm (UTC)
Totoro is just about the most awesome fictional character ever! so fuzzy and huge and fat and cuddly and *runs out of synonyms for "fat" and "furry"*

it is a bit disconcerting to hear his name in conjunction with "porn" though. :O
vampyrichamster
Oct. 6th, 2005 11:24 pm (UTC)
Totoro is! Huge fat and cuddy and furry! So cuuuuuuuuute!

And when I said porn, I didn't mean it quite like that... Um. I don't need porn! Who needs porn when you can have big fat furry cuddly forest spirits!
atomicduck
Oct. 10th, 2005 06:33 am (UTC)
oh definitely XD
'sides, any miyazaki-verse and pr0n are mutually exclusive anyway. ^^
stitchfrequency
Oct. 5th, 2005 09:25 pm (UTC)
Oh yes indeed, I've always wanted a hamster that I could sleep on. Without killing, that is.

..."hamsterpron". And I thought having to discuss phallic symbols in English class today was bizarre. Hamster...porn. Wow.
vampyrichamster
Oct. 6th, 2005 11:37 pm (UTC)
Hamsterporn. Defined as this hamster's need for warm, snuffly hamsters instead of porn. Because nothing makes me squeal like a little girl more than cute fuzzy hamsters. :)=

I want a hamster I can sleep on. :(
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